Ever since I let a couple large projects at work disrupt my writing routine, I’ve been in a bit of a slump. For example—and it physically hurts me to admit this to the world—I am still working on revising my most recent novel so I can cash in on that agent referral I got in late January.

Yesterday, my husband offered to take care of our daughter one weekend so I can take off for a writing retreat.

Best. Husband. Ever.

But planning my writing retreat has proven to be yet another effective distraction from actually writing. So to get it out of my system, here’s a peek into my daydreams:

• A turret. I’ve always wanted my very own writing turret. Preferably with a wrap-around balcony.
• Room service. I don’t want to change out of my jammies. This is a must.
• No temptations. TV, Internet access, a comfortable bed—all no-nos at my writing retreat.
• Ingrid. I’ve never been the type to write with music playing in the background, but lately I’ve made an exception for Ingrid Michaelson. Give her a listen, you’ll see why.

Your Turn

What would your most perfect writing retreat look like?

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